Community High School

Where to eat

We will now set out on an endless epic adventure to put good food in your bellies.

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h3. Kosmo:

Pros: The awesome Asian food-serving master, Don. Kosmo’s offers a wide variety of delectable delicatessen delights. Plus, they gots a bomb new expansion.
Cons: Can get very crowded, especially during the winter months.
Price: 6/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 7/10

h3. Yamato:

Pros: They have an English menu, so you know what you’re getting. They also have student-exclusive menu.
Cons: Very small, so it crowds easily. In addition, service speed can vary from 15 seconds to 30 minutes.  So you can blow an entire lunch period in a miniature Japan.
Price: 8/10 Taste: 5/10 Service: 5/10

h3. Zingermans:

Pros: If Jesus himself walked the earth, He would eat here. The sandwiches are to die for, along with the bread.  On your birthday you get six free ba-ba-ba-bagels!
Cons: If Jesus himself walked the earth, He wouldn’t be able to eat here because He wouldn’t have enough money.
Price: 1/10 Taste: 10/10 Service: 8/10

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h3. Mysore Woodlands:

Pros: They have really good somosa.
Cons: What the hell is somosa? Also, they don’t have any meat… mmm tofu. Syke!
Price: 8/10 Taste: 7/10 Service: 3/10

h3. Siam Cusine:

Pros: If you eat there more than once, the lady will start calling you “honey”.
Cons: Has anyone even heard of this place?
Price: 4/10 Taste: 6/10 Service: 9/10

h3. Peoples Food Co-op / Café Verde:

Pros: A whole store and café of healthy food.
Cons: A whole store and café of healthy food.
Price: 4/10 Taste: 7/10 Service: 8/10

h3. Ahmos:

Pros: Surprisingly, chicken fries are delicious and combining beef, lamb, chicken is incredibly good…especially with a student discount…good…mmm…
Cons: Sometimes we have no idea what anyone who works here is saying.
Price: 4/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 6/10

h3. Tios:

Pros: Special food days crowd the week with Mexican eating fiends. Are shakes really Mexican? We don’t care, they’re excellent!
Cons: Small food portions aren’t always enough to fill large teenage bellies.
Price: 5/10 Taste: 7/10 Service: 7/10

h3. Papa Johns:

Pros: Pizza slices come in individually wrapped boxes.
Cons: Who the hell buys just one slice of pizza?
Price: 7/10 Taste: 4/10 Service: 3/10

h3. Sottinis:

Pros: Theirs are 16 inches…that’s gross…we were talking about their subs.
Cons: There aren’t free refills of pop, it costs 35 cents. Who has 35 cents, c’mon, who carries a dime AND a quarter.
Price: 7/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 8/10

h3. Eastern Accents:

Pros: The food here will make you want to move to Asia, and speak with an accent.
Cons: Inflation must target Asians more then any other demographic because it seems like each year they raise their prices.
Price: 5/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 9/10

h3. Subway:

Pros: You have two locations to choose from. You can also get a six-inch sub, a medium drink and TWO cookies for five dollars (American).
Cons: There is no reason for them to have a toaster. Also, Subway employees have repeatedly warned us not to order any onions.
Price: 7/10 Taste: 6/10 Service: 5/10

h3. Jimmy John’s:

Pros: Subs, and weird signs cover the store. If you are a gambling man, you can get day-old bread for 50 cents.
Cons: Not one employee has lasted more than 6 months.
Price: 4/10 Taste: 3/10 Service: 6/10

h3. NYPD:

Pros: Gorgeously giant golden cheese melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Rumors have it that eating at NYPD is the equivalent of one-eighth of an orgasm.
Cons: You will get a heart attack from eating at NYPD, too much grease.
Price: 5/10 Taste: 9/10 Service: 8/10

h3. Jefferson Market:

Pros: Some of the best homemade fries in the city, and you get to pick whether you eat inside or outside.
Cons: Who wants to eat across the street from an elementary school?
Price: 4/10 Taste: 9/10 Service: 9/10

h3. Big Ten Burrito:

Pros: So good, burritos, nachos, salads and dang quesadillas. Burrito sizes vary from big brick to the size of Rosie O’Donnells thigh. It’s almost a whole orgasm in your mouth.
Cons: Why do we always hear the same song playing every time we go to BTB?
Price: 9/10 Taste: 10/10 Service: 9/10

h3. Wendy’s:

Pros: “Dollar menu,�? need I say more?
Cons: That one Asian women takes her job way too seriously.
Price: 10/10 Taste: 6/10 Service: 3/10

h3. Dynersty

Highs: General Tso’s Chicken is food made for the gods, by the gods.  However, the sauce is what makes it great.
Lows: Our friend once found a band-aid in his chicken.
Price: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 4/10

h3. Blimpy Burger:

Pros: Their burgers would make a cow want to become a cannibal.
Cons: If you don’t know how to order you can look like George Bush at a press conference.
Price: 5/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 6/10

h3. Potbellies:

Pros: They do stay true to their name, pot…and bellies.
Cons: Why do you need 10 people to make one sandwich?
Price: 5/10 Taste: 8/10 Service: 8/10